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Syrup: Four types of women.

except girlfriends

my immediate reaction was to try and Like Han’s comment

wut

and dogs can’t look up…

Reblog if you’re in the Moon Moon fandom

noodlestories:

iwishihadafather:

I JUST WENT TO TACO BELL AND THE GIRL SAID “have a sauce-ome day!” AND I WAS LIKE “wtf” THEN THEY SHOWED ME A LIST OF WORDS THEY HAVE TO USE WHEN TALKING TO CUSTOMERS OMFG

i have been searching for a word to describe myself with for my entire life and i think i just found it

burritolicious

spectacular?

rynnay:

widdlez:

nightmare-kisser:

negacrow:

nightmareloki:

newvagabond:

Omfg.

OH MY GOD

Well, that was unexpected.

I’M SCREAMING

…Well then…

W H A T DID I JUST

IS SERENITY 2 FUCKING REAL? GOOGLE COME HERE NOW

thelyonrampant:

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